Monday, 4 November 2013
Thursday, 3 October 2013
The Airport Safari
I have a
confession to make, more of a declaration really – I love airports. Not
in a nerdy, sit at the end of the runway with a flask of tea and a copy of
Aviation Weekly ogling incoming aircraft kind of way. What I love is the
excitement of impending journey, the promise of adventure. There’s lots to
do: shopping for one, people-watching for another. I liken it to being on
safari: there are so many different species of traveller roaming around.
One such species
is the Solo Business Traveller with their determined ‘I just want to get going,
let me through’ expressions and demeanour. I suspect they must hate waiting in
line behind those once-a-year flyers that arrive slack-jawed at security as if
they have just walked into an operating theatre in the middle of a delicate
procedure. The Once-a-Years usually have metal in every pocket and enough
liquid, gels and pastes to bring down an Airbus A380.
But using their
keen eye for spotting the line with the least potential delays, once the Solo
Business Traveller gets past the Once-a-Years, they sail though security with a
military precision that goes hand in hand with frequent flying. Belt, watch,
bag coins into tray one. Laptop, mobile phone and jacket into tray two, before
breezing unfazed through the metal detector.
Another member
of the airport ‘Big Five’ are The Lads on Tour - especially easy to spot
by their broad rictus grins. It’s the kind of unsustainable smile that starts
to hurt after a couple of minutes and suggests: ‘I can’t believe I have no responsibilities
for the next few days only to drink/watch sports/play sports/eat/score’. You
will always see them in the bar drinking and laughing loudly. A
very different breed of traveller is the Shiny Ringed Honeymooners – most
common throughout the summer months. Alone as a couple for the first time since
they said ‘I do’, they only have eyes for one another and are easily identified
by their bright, shiny wedding rings. Then there’s The Hen Nighters, a
rowdy crew who all sport identical day-glo T-shirts. You can always pick out
the ‘Hen’ by looking for the one displaying ‘L’ plates, mini wedding veil and
fake male genitalia.
I’m certain the
BBC will do a ‘wildlife’ style documentary on it all at some stage. In fact, I
can already imagine David Attenborough’s seasoned, knowledgeable tones doing
the voice over: ‘Here we find the common Snowy White Sun-worshipper. Once a
year these magnificent creatures migrate south in search of sunshine and cheap
booze. Within a few hours of reaching their destination they will try to absorb
a year’s worth of vitamin D by basking in the sun, eventually turning an angry
shade of red. Yet, these amazing creatures have even found a naturally
occurring and readily available source of painkiller for such an injury – cheap
beer.’
Inevitably once
you find yourself at the boarding gate you start to recognise other familiar
sights: the loud bickering couple that sat on the car-park bus in front of you,
the laden-down family with the seat-kicking screaming toddler at the next table
in the terminal restaurant. Like safari animals, our destinies seem
to merge as we all migrate towards our mutual journey. And you just know
where that seat kicking toddler is going to be sitting…
Friday, 6 September 2013
'Finding Lucky Santangelo' by Jackie Collins
As a kid growing up I was an avid reader, devouring all kinds of stories and also making up my own – books filled with outrageous characters, yes, even at thirteen I was into creating racy exciting stories!
In the beginning my author of choice
was the fabulous Enid Blyton. What a
marvellous storyteller! From The Magic Faraway Tree to The Famous Five, Enid Blyton allowed my
fervent imagination to run riot. And run
riot it did. I started writing books at
the age of ten – fun stories about teenage angst and all their problems. Writing was my passion, it was all I wanted
to do. In school I came bottom in
everything and top in composition. Yes! I had a vision of where my
future would take me. . . all the way to the top of the bestseller list! This was my dream, but I never thought it
would come true. And now – many years
later, I have published 30 books – all of them bestsellers!
After moving on from Enid Blyton, I
delved into the world of more sophisticated fiction – Harold Robbins and Mickey
Spillane, both brilliant storytellers. But wait a minute, what was with the females in their books? They were either sex-crazed bitches or total
wimps. They were either lurking in the
bedroom or busy in the kitchen – nothing in between. Hmm. . . sex or cooking – not good enough for
me.
I hated what I perceived as a blatant
double standard. I wanted to write women
who could stand up to any man and do ANYTHING! I wanted to write female characters who were smart, beautiful, sexually
equal, and most of all – strong.
And so eventually I created the
character of Lucky Santangelo. Ah. . . Lucky. My fierce, fabulous, wildly beautiful Lucky –
a woman who can achieve absolutely anything.
Born in my book Chances to the sweetly gentle Maria, and the notorious Gino
Santangelo – Lucky is adored by both her parents, until her world crumbles,
when, at five years of age, she discovers her mother’s murdered body floating
on a lilo in the family swimming pool.
From then on everything changes. Instead of being her loving father, Gino
becomes her strict protector – making sure nothing bad happens to her. Locked up in their Bel Air mansion,
Lucky rebels. She wants to be free to
choose her own path in life. She wants
to enter the family business and build hotels in Vegas, exactly like Gino. Her brother, Dario, could not care less about
carrying on the family tradition. So
Lucky informs Gino that she is the one who will work beside him. However, as a total chauvinist, Gino says no
way – girls must be married and have babies. And so the Santangelo family saga begins. . .
Now eight books and three
mini-series later, Lucky is still my most popular character. She’s also the woman I would like to be in
another life. Strong, invincible, exciting
and fun! I think my readers love Lucky
because she does and says all the things they would like to, but don’t quite
have the courage. That’s okay, for Lucky does it for
them!
I am currently writing The Santangelos – having recently
completed Confessions of a Wild Child
– all about Lucky’s crazy and uninhibited teenage years. And so, the saga continues. Keep on reading, and I’ll keep on writing.
Love and
friendship always,
Jackie Collins
Visit Jackie’s
website at www.jackiecollins.com,
and follow her on Pinterest and Twitter at JackieJCollins and Facebook at www.facebook.com/jackiecollins
.
Thursday, 15 August 2013
'A feast for the senses' by Rebecca Chance
Cinnamon-perfumed
neck wraps, guava and mango Bellinis, Bulgari green tea toiletries, an
aromatherapy room perfume menu in the hotel reception, salty sea air wafting
through the white muslin draperies around the beach cabanas…I’d go back to
Mexico for the delicious scents alone. And then there were the exquisite tastes,
the beautiful sights, the soft sounds of the sea...Starting with that guava
Bellini, offered to me by a smiling, white-jacketed waiter as I walked into the
deliciously cool reception of the El Dorado Karisma hotel, my two-week stay at
the resort was a feast for the senses.
Technically,
I was actually working: I was on the Mayan Riviera, staying in the smaller,
very deluxe Casitas Royale section of the El Dorado, to research crucial parts of
my latest book, Killer Queens. My hapless
heroine, Lori, on honeymoon with her new husband, the King of Herzoslovakia,
discovers, in the middle of paradise, that being a queen may actually not be
all she expected it to be…and the contrast between her increasingly gloomy
emotions and the sheer beauty and serenity of her surroundings was perfect
dramatic material.
So much so
that it hardly felt like work. I would get up every morning to a breakfast of
omelette and bright tropical fruit. Sitting on the terrace of my swim-up suite,
still in my silk dressing gown, I would write around two thousand words of the
book, and then organise notes on all the amazing experiences I was having in
order to use them for the Mexico-set scenes. My wonderful butlers, Elizabeth,
Pablo and Liliana, organised me with crisp and sunny efficiency.
Everyone made
sure I had plenty to write about for the book: I visited the temple at Chichen
Itza, one of the new seven wonders of the world; swam in a cenote, one of the many underground sinkholes which are like
magical secret hidden lakes in grottoes; and travelled to Tulum, where the
Mayan ruins perch majestically on the edge of a cliff. I ate perfectly-grilled
salmon for lunch at the Maroma hotel, and dined at Le Chique at another Karisma
resort, the Azul Sensatori hotel. A molecular gastronomy 26-course tasting
dinner which was one of the best meals I’ve ever eaten in my life, with
locally-sourced, sensationally inventive food. I toured the resort’s huge
greenhouses and Juan Carlos, the urbane and charming manager, gave me a VIP
circuit of the Casitas, including a view of the two crocodiles, Pancho and Maria.
And of
course, I had lots of time off! Even after writing, I had a good hour on one of
the floating lilos in my private swimming pool, which led to the ‘lazy river’
that circled the horseshoe of low white Casitas suites, which in turn led to the
swim-up bar and the thatch-covered terrace on which I could lounge in the shade
on a double-bed cabana, sipping vino espumoso
and contemplating where to go for lunch. I did
try to hit the gym most days, God knows, which was very important as there are,
quite seriously, more lovely places to lie down and stretch out at the Casitas
Royale than I have ever experienced in my life.
On my patio,
for instance, there was a daybed comfortable enough to sleep through the night
on. Then I had two loungers by my little swim-up pool, and two lilos floating
on the water. Just our own exquisite Casitas garden had hammocks, cabanas and
loungers, such an abundance that nobody ever had to commit the vulgarity of
‘bagsieing’ a favourite place: one would always be available. Along the
stunning white beach were more cabanas, their muslin curtains billowing in the
wind like sailboats, extra beach towels ready-rolled on their mattresses.
Everything
about this holiday-cum-research trip spoke of abundance: all food and drink are
included, which I absolutely love. Karisma calls it ‘Gourmet Inclusive’, and
the bliss of the ‘Gourmet’ part is that it isn’t overwhelming. The portions are
small, balanced, delicious: you’d have to work hard to overeat, which, on a
beach holiday, is ideal. No guilt, no temptation to pig out; from the refined
elegance of the two D’Italia restaurants, to the fresh, bright flavours of
grilled fish at Jojo’s on the beach, I never woke up the morning after the
night before feeling too stuffed to wear a bikini.
The beach bar
in Flamingos, the ‘horseshoe’ in which my swim-up suite was set, opened at ten
am and closed at five pm: perfect timings. Vegas and Cancun are there for people
who want to drink around the clock; the Casitas Royale cater to visitors who
want to relax in the supremely lovely sense that everything is in balance.
Food, drink, exercise – I borrowed a bicycle and had some lovely rides around
the resort – sun, sea, and maybe just one more cucumber Bellini. And possibly
the occasional strawberry popsicle or ice-cream scoop at tea time. Oscar
Wilde’s line about being able to resist everything except temptation is very
apposite when it comes to a lovely cold afternoon ice-cream!
I came home
with the entire Mexico section of the book perfectly worked out in my head, the
words dancing around, eager to be written. It centres around a world-class
massage that Queen Lori has in one of the Sky Massage rooms, built high over the
beach: Felipe, the shaman at the spa, creates a truly moving experience that is
the moment at which Lori realises the extent of the mistake she’s made. The
ceremony before the massage, rose-petals scattering into the water, the burning
of aromatic herbs in a bowl made from volcanic rock, will be even more powerful
than Lori could have imagined, crystallising in her mind the conflict she’s
experiencing. I could never have imagined or written that crucial scene, or so
many others, before my visit to the El Dorado Casitas Royale: it’s a magic
place. And as a writer, it does go to show how essential research is. There’s
no substitute in the world for visiting the place you’re describing, seeing it
come to life before your eyes: the brilliance of the colours, the tastes of the
food, the beauty of the country, the cinnamon-scent of the neck wrap… the
trouble is, though, that in describing it like this I want to live it all over
again!
(You can
enter to win the amazing holiday described by Rebecca Chance in this article
and in Killer Queens by buying a copy
of the book and following the instructions inside.)
Wednesday, 31 July 2013
'Launching a book into the world'
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| Milly Johnson |
Sometimes I think that the actual writing of books is the
easiest part of the whole process. Books
are like small children – you have to celebrate their arrival into the world
with a party (any excuse). You have to
‘wet their head’ with champagne (more any excuse). You have to support them, show off about
them, insist the world sees them as your wonderful creation. My books take 9 months from conception to
birth – the parallels are too obvious to ignore. Every book is precious to me,
I like them all for different reasons, but I feel that I shouldn’t have a
favourite. I glow when I see their photographs in various places. I beam when I hear good things about them. I snarl when other people slag them off and
my hackles rise.
But a new book coming out is a great excuse for a
party. And champagne. And flowers.
Publishers send you a bouquet on publication day – and they are every
bit as sweet to receive as the flowers you get in a maternity ward. And it has become custom to open a bottle of
fizz on the big day – although my little tipple is Pellers Ice Wine which is
the best sort of bubbly I’ve ever drank.
Nothing else will do.
I’m sure that I go over the top when I release a book (‘You?
Go over the top, Mill? Never!’ say my friends with a smirk). My launches get bigger with every passing
year. But it’s a great excuse to indulge
myself all things stationery. I am a
totally stationery geek. Hobbycraft is
heaven as far as I am concerned. And
having a ‘theme’ for my book allows me to go and buy stickers,
colour-coordinated ribbon, design bookmarks, even buy stamps and ink. My house is currently full of umbrella
stickers, umbrella confetti, ribbons with umbrellas on them, bags with
umbrellas on them, chocolates in the shape of umbrellas, bookmarks with
umbrellas on them… even napkins with umbrellas on them. Doesn’t that cost? I hear you ask. Yes, and it’s a marvellous spend. I can’t
stop myself. I know that when I have my launch evening, I’ll have a room full
of people stuffed with cake, sandwiches, holding goody bags and hopefully when
they get home, they’ll start reading the book with a jolly heart.
But I’ll let you into a secret. I started the whole ‘goody bag’ thing with my
first book because I was so terrified that no one would turn up to my launch
party that I prepared to bribe them with presents. Now, even though I know they’ll turn up
because they’ve bought tickets, the custom has to continue. Us writers are superstitious creatures and
any break in custom could result in disaster.
It has to continue. Shame.
Hence the fizz will be bought, Hobbycraft will be visited,
cakes will be distributed and goody bags will be supplied at every launch I
ever do. It’s hard work. I should have muscles like Arnie Schwarzenegger
with all the boxes of goodies I have to carry into my launches. But I wouldn’t have it any other way. Nor could I.
It’s my lucky ritual. And my
child deserves only the best.
Thursday, 18 July 2013
The Allure of Ruins by Santa Montefiore
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| Santa Montefiore |
Ruins have always fascinated me. I want to be left alone to feast on the possibilities, to soak up the sense of history, to feel the vibrations of the past in those silent and chilly walls. But what is it about ruins that makes them so compelling? Do they perhaps resonate with the deepest part of us that knows that one day our bodies, too, will be empty shells, and our own lives relegated to history? Is our curiosity propelled by the mystery of our own mortality? Do they focus our minds on the transience of our lives and the inevitability of our deaths?
When I gaze up at those ancient walls I like to imagine the people who once dwelt there. Their lives were perhaps long and vital and full of adventure. They, like us, believed they were immortal. But where are they now? What is left of them? Those who kept them alive in their memories are also dead. Unless they were important historical figures, they will be lost forever like foam on the sea. Ruins make me question my purpose here. If I am to leave the earth without a trace of ever having lived, what is it all for?
I wonder what those windows have witnessed. If only those walls could speak. But they’re not sharing their stories and neither is the wind that moans around the corners like ghosts of the dead, desperate not to be forgotten. It fills me with a melancholy that is somehow pleasurable and I wallow in it as my imagination expands and I begin to weave a story of my own.
My new novel, Secrets of the Lighthouse, is a tale that unravels the mystery of a ruined lighthouse as well as a castle which has been boarded up and abandoned. I chose Connemara as my setting because Ireland is intrinsically enigmatic and hauntingly beautiful. Every morning I hurried to my desk to indulge my love of ruins and nostalgia with greedy delight, and did what ruins always compel me to do – breathe life back into them again.
Thursday, 4 July 2013
Truth and Fiction in Infinite Sky by C.J. Flood
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| C.J. Flood |
A lot of people ask me how autobiographical Infinite Sky is, and the truth is, it's hard to say. The story begins a few weeks after thirteen-year-old Iris Dancy's mother leaves the family to go travelling around North Africa. Iris's home life quickly falls into a state of chaos, with her dad struggling to cope, and her older brother angry about being left behind. When a family of Irish Travellers set up camp in the Dancy's paddock overnight, these already high levels of tension increase. Iris finds the Travellers fascinating, especially their teenaged son, but her dad and brother want the Travellers gone, and fast. Over the course of a summer, events unfold that change these two families lives forever.
I started writing Infinite Sky four years ago, the summer before I started a Masters in Creative Writing at the University of East Anglia. It began as a sort of mystery story, with Iris uncovering clues about the whereabouts of her mother, and the type of person she was. For some reason, it didn't work. In workshop, my fellow students said it lacked dimension. I'm not sure why, but on arriving at my first creative writing course, I seemed to have forgotten how to write.
After a particularly harsh workshop, my tutor asked what I was trying to say with my novel. I came out with a strange jumble of things – still unsure what I wanted to say. One of them was that I wanted to write about the effects of a divorce on children. My tutor recommended I go back to writing what I knew, and I began mining my experience as an adolescent. I wrote scenes about my parents' separation and my relationships with my brother and parents. My classmates liked these scenes, and gradually, I began working the two ideas together. Using the truth of my experience of a separation, but jazzing it up with exaggeration and intrigue whenever I fancied.
The resulting novel has a lot of truth in it. The setting is the house I grew up in, exactly, and the father character looks and sounds an awful lot like my dad, though he says and does things that my dad wouldn't dream of. There's so much of my dad in Thomas's characterisation that I was nervous of him reading it. My dad collected towers of five pees when I was a kid and had pockets full of sawdust. He still smells like wool and sweat and grass when he's finished work. Thomas, like my dad, is a landscape gardener. I stole so much! (Luckily my dad loved the book, and hasn't disowned me). The mum characterisation was a bit different. I had to use my imagination to create Anna and her reasons for leaving her kids. (My mum moved up the road during my parents' separation, whilst Iris's mum moves to Tunisia.) As such, Anna quite naturally evolved into someone apart from my mum, though she has the same strength and positivity, and a kind of glamour about her, too. Iris's brother, Sam, started out as based on my older brother, but he quickly became his own person. Being very close with his mum in the story, he takes her absence especially hard. He falls in with local troublemakers, and takes up fighting. All very unlike the peace-loving, long-haired skater brother of my teens.
The most fictional element of the novel is the family of Travellers. I did a lot of research to create them, though in the end, they are just people. Trick, Iris's friend/love interest takes a lot of traits from the boys I have loved thus far in my life. So you see, the question of how autobiographical Infinite Sky is, is a difficult one! Truth and fiction are so tightly woven together that it is an intense read for family and friends, and from what I hear from reviewers and readers, for strangers too.
I started writing Infinite Sky four years ago, the summer before I started a Masters in Creative Writing at the University of East Anglia. It began as a sort of mystery story, with Iris uncovering clues about the whereabouts of her mother, and the type of person she was. For some reason, it didn't work. In workshop, my fellow students said it lacked dimension. I'm not sure why, but on arriving at my first creative writing course, I seemed to have forgotten how to write.
After a particularly harsh workshop, my tutor asked what I was trying to say with my novel. I came out with a strange jumble of things – still unsure what I wanted to say. One of them was that I wanted to write about the effects of a divorce on children. My tutor recommended I go back to writing what I knew, and I began mining my experience as an adolescent. I wrote scenes about my parents' separation and my relationships with my brother and parents. My classmates liked these scenes, and gradually, I began working the two ideas together. Using the truth of my experience of a separation, but jazzing it up with exaggeration and intrigue whenever I fancied.
The resulting novel has a lot of truth in it. The setting is the house I grew up in, exactly, and the father character looks and sounds an awful lot like my dad, though he says and does things that my dad wouldn't dream of. There's so much of my dad in Thomas's characterisation that I was nervous of him reading it. My dad collected towers of five pees when I was a kid and had pockets full of sawdust. He still smells like wool and sweat and grass when he's finished work. Thomas, like my dad, is a landscape gardener. I stole so much! (Luckily my dad loved the book, and hasn't disowned me). The mum characterisation was a bit different. I had to use my imagination to create Anna and her reasons for leaving her kids. (My mum moved up the road during my parents' separation, whilst Iris's mum moves to Tunisia.) As such, Anna quite naturally evolved into someone apart from my mum, though she has the same strength and positivity, and a kind of glamour about her, too. Iris's brother, Sam, started out as based on my older brother, but he quickly became his own person. Being very close with his mum in the story, he takes her absence especially hard. He falls in with local troublemakers, and takes up fighting. All very unlike the peace-loving, long-haired skater brother of my teens.
The most fictional element of the novel is the family of Travellers. I did a lot of research to create them, though in the end, they are just people. Trick, Iris's friend/love interest takes a lot of traits from the boys I have loved thus far in my life. So you see, the question of how autobiographical Infinite Sky is, is a difficult one! Truth and fiction are so tightly woven together that it is an intense read for family and friends, and from what I hear from reviewers and readers, for strangers too.
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